Viagra Boys: Troglodyte
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He goes to work on his computer he thinks about his gun at home
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One day he's gonna be a shooter he's gonna bring his gun to work
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He thinks about the ones who wronged him and the punishments they'll face
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But things they would play out much different back in the time when we were apes
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When everybody was a monkey, we had to fight just to survive
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And now you got yourself a weapon you think you choose who lives or dies
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But when we had hairy arms and legs and you were still swimming 'round in a lake
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Yeah, you were still a troglodyte you just evolved a bit too late
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You ain't no ape, you're a troglodyte
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You ain't no ape, you're a troglody-ay-ay-yte
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He says he don't believe in science he thinks that all the news is fake
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And late at night he sits on his computer and writes about the things he hates
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But if it was a million years ago and we were still living in caves
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You would not be welcomed by the other apes cause you evolved a bit too late
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You ain't no ape, you're a troglodyte
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You ain't no ape, you're a troglody-ay-ay-yte
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Yeah, you're a troglody-ay-ay-yte
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